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I like it hard, nasty, and unequivocally fucked up. Got a problem with that?

Please don't take it personally if I fail to reply to your PM. I get far too many messages around the clock (at least several hundred per day), and I'm past the point of ever keeping up. Nevertheless, I appreciate the interminable flow of lively comments and trash-talk, and will respond from time to time when something truly intrigues me.

Many of you seem to get a kick out of my ridiculous video faves. I suppose I'm one sick piece of work, in case you haven't noticed. I frequently receive comments from both men and women who regularly return to my curated faves to bust a nut. If you are turned on by the same kind of nonsense that gets me off, then we will get along famously. You're my kind of people.

Friend requests and profile comments are always welcome, even from those insufferable lowlifes with dick avatars. (I still love you, you impudent perverts, even though I have no interest in seeing your noodle.)

You never know, though. Maybe someday we can drink each other's piss, and shove birthday cake up our asses.

That's my idea of romance. What's yours?